Funky Times!!! – 1st Single Speed 100K

Funky Times!

I got my FUNK on at the Funk Bottoms Gravel Grinder. This was the second time that I have ventured over to the Funk Bottoms. The first time was quite the challenge and the second time didn’t disappoint. It rained an inch or so the day before, so I knew it would be similar to my race in 2015.

First, I want to send out a high five to Chris (race director) and his gang for another spectacular experience. They continue to put on a true grassroots race in the Funk Bottoms Gravel Grinder. No entry fee, a challenging course, scenic and super sweet prizes for the winners of each category. If you haven’t ventured over to the Mohican area in Ohio then you are missing a treat.

I originally signed up for the 200k but I decided to do it on my single speed mountain bike, so I changed over to the 100k distance. Lesson learned…don’t bring a knife to a gunfight. Even though I won the 100k single speed division, it was a strenuous effort trying to spin that machine up 20+% grades with 2.0 tires. I was very pleased with my suffering and look forward to my next race.

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The Funk Bottoms Gravel Grinder has grown over the years and this year there were nearly 100 entrants and ~80 towed the line. The course is bit more than 100k at ~70 miles with 7000 feet of climbing. If you decide to do the 200k then you get to do the course twice! It is constant climbing with grades that will make you want to punch your own face repetitively with brass knuckles. Due to the heavy rains the day before, the course was soft for tire plowing, resistance training bonus. I rode most of the day solo, which allowed me to take in more of the surroundings. You ride through Amish country and it is beautiful, almost pristine. You ride along the Mohican River and traverse back and forth over very hilly terrain. There was very little traffic other than a few horse and buggies (like going back in time) along this course, which allows you to focus more on your effort. During the course it is very likely that you will be hike-a-biking at some point. On this day we were rewarded with a huge downed tree that required a quick jungle trek only to be followed up with a wet and rutted out one mile climb up double track that had very limited tread purchase. Lots of people were hike-a-biking that section. It is a challenge and that is why it is labeled as Ohio’s Toughest Gravel Grinder.

If you are around north central Ohio around the end of June, you should go test yourself on this course. Chris puts on a stellar event that you will remember. Everyone out on course was super chill and respectful. The well marked course travels through some very scenic areas and there is no entry fee.

Thanks to all of the volunteers that were at the start/finish and the aid station.

Thanks to my sponsors as always for keeping me outfitted with stellar products that see me through whatever is thrown my way!

Now it is time to head west and enjoy some vacation time with my lady while enjoying those libations.

Cheers!